TRICK OR TREAT

Trick or Treat
SMELL MY FEET
OR GIVE ME
SOMETHING SWEET
TO EAT

Hard candies

Licorice

Jujubes

Rotten eggs

Popcorn in Baggies

Peanuts too

Eat more

Poop in a bag ablaze

Gumballs

Gum sticks

Gumball suckers

Water balloons

Peppermint gum

Double mint gum

Spearmint gum

Smashed pumpkins

Chips

Cheezies

Smarties

Soaped up windows

Toffee

Carmel’s

Popeye cigarettes

Stink bomb

M & M candies

Malteser’s

Sour suckers

Toilet paper wrapping

Wine drops

Marshmallows

Malted milk bar

Nicky, Nicky nine door

Chocolate bars

Sweetarts

Tootsie rolls

Smell my feet

Trick or treat?

HALLOWEEN

As autumn crispness fills the air

For a night of haunting they all prepare

Their costumes completed with detail and care

From gruesome masks to weird looking hair

As leaves whirl around them out in the street

They walk as though on air, as they shuffle their feet

You’ll find Superman, Batman and Ninja Turtles too

Count Dracula, Frankenstein and Mutated Animals escaped from the zoo

When they knock at the door you’re not quite sure what to do

But then in a flash it all comes back to you

You reach in the bowl filled with candies, by the stair

Each gets a handful, equal and fair

Not overlooking the little one, way over there

As a hundred tiny thank-you’s whisper through the air

Halloween is upon us, that dark scary night

When kids rule the town and give grown-ups a fright.

And that was not okay

I remember the day
that my hair went away
It started off
like any other day
It started off okay
I showered
and that was okay
I shaved
and that was okay
I put on my briefs
and that was okay
I put on my socks
and that was okay
I blow dried my hair
and that was okay
The phone rang
and that was okay
I lit a smoke
and that was okay
I applied hair spray
and that was not okay
That was the day
my hair went away.